Punch in the dick 

A punch, slap, reverse spank, flick, or swat at the genital area of a man or woman. The authority of the hit is not important, as it will take some time for the victim to completely feel the effects.

Jerk. You about to take a punch in the dick.

Punch in the dick by Hangglidesanfran May 31, 2015

A punch in the dick 

(negative expression)

1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.

2. A task which is very difficult to do.

Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick

A punch in the dick by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015

throat punch in the dick 

An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.

Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.

Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.

Person 1:Dude that sucks.

throat punch in the dick by FancyCharizard December 13, 2014

Punch em in the dick 

The ultimate retaliation to any offensive action. Punching a male in the dick is many times seen as a cowardly move but depending the situation can also be used as a humiliation tactic. The phrase has been popularized by the musical group "Juicy Karkass" who actually has a song titled "Punch 'em in the dick", and is about punching people in the dick.

Juicy karkass quotes:

"...Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts..."

"...but you aint gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick punch a chick..."

"...fuck Sun Tzu you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick..."

Punch em in the dick by whaargarbl April 18, 2010

Punch him in the dick 

To crave or desire a man's penis usually in a sexual way normally though sexual intercourse. Wive's of men will say this to their husbands often to avoid suspicion that they desire another man's penis.

Husband: That guy's an asshole. Wife: I really want to punch him in the dick!

Punch him in the dick by 12345 Anonymous 54321 June 4, 2019

punch me in the dick hole 

Literally the act of punching someone in the opening of the male penis. Has to be male. Can't be female. It doesn't work that way. This saying is used to express extreme frustration toward one person or an object. For some BDSM people.. this could be a turn on. This is also used with sexual frustration.

Gotta get off somehow.. quick! Punch me in the dick hole!

punch me in the dick hole by Johnisdead November 28, 2017

punch a baby in the dick 

To be so angry you will do something irrational.

"I am so pissed I could punch a baby in the dick!"

punch a baby in the dick by Chris Marks August 31, 2006