when something more important is eminent, you instead ignore all responsibility. also, leaving your trash all over the place and acting like a total slob.
John had a test, but instead of studying he was pulling a john and playing pokemon and leaving his take-out food all over the couch.
by screamingreen18 March 14, 2008
by Sara Petrouski February 12, 2017
When someone leads you on with plans but then cancels last minute ; usually followed by some bullshit excuse
“He totally pulled a John last night... he said he was coming at 7:00 but at 6:50 he texted me saying his mom is making him take his dogs to the vet... he doesn’t have a dog”
“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”
“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”
by LetdownLucy December 21, 2017
To Leave Randomly. This makes the people you were with previously wonder where the hell you dissapeared to.
Adrian : "I just saw the funniest thing today..."
*John Leaves*
Adrian : "And then I couldn't stop laughing"
Omar : "Where the hell is John?"
To Pull A John
*John Leaves*
Adrian : "And then I couldn't stop laughing"
Omar : "Where the hell is John?"
To Pull A John
by ItsCristian June 11, 2008
1. Here he goes pulling a john again, he just asked if we were ready to leave the restaurant when he was the only one done eating.
2. The dumb ass pulled a john again, he called a meeting at 6 a.m. because he wanted to leave early that day.
2. The dumb ass pulled a john again, he called a meeting at 6 a.m. because he wanted to leave early that day.
by Davetheman August 30, 2006
by JayD February 09, 2008
To be an stupid annoying dumb ass, that complains to your friends about you and expects them not to tell you.
- A person that only talks about weed and seriously has the IQ of a goldfish because of how retarded they are
-used to describe someone who stalks you all the time, but is extremely butt ugly and no one loves them
- A person that only talks about weed and seriously has the IQ of a goldfish because of how retarded they are
-used to describe someone who stalks you all the time, but is extremely butt ugly and no one loves them
John: hehehehehe i'm so high right now, i only like skinny pretty girls that are awesome and play call of duty
Joe: dude lets go get high
Friend:don't pull a john dude
pulling a john makes you a fag
Joe: dude lets go get high
Friend:don't pull a john dude
pulling a john makes you a fag
by kissinthemuffin November 03, 2010