puckey

Dried animal feces, typically horse, cow or bull. Often used as an expletive replacement for its more vulgar counterpart, sh*t, and often used by older generations.

This 30% tax bracket is horse puckey!!

by kungfumuffin July 16, 2008

Puckey

The act of having sex in a hockey rink on the ice.

Dude Haseeb and Terry Puckey all the time after hockey practice.

by Supercrazyronguy February 27, 2009

horse-puckey

something or someone that is worthless or of no value

what he said is horse-puckey

by nate vargas July 16, 2006

horse puckey cat

A cat whos ass smells like horse shit.
Cats putting their litterbox muscles in your face is not as uncommon as one might think, so you can get a snootful fairly readily. :-/

Piss you!!! My f'in cat is a true horse puckey cat if ever there was one!!!

by Telephony April 24, 2015

Horse-Puckey

Absolute bullshit. The speaker will say this in an effort to sound like they aren't cursing. This is also an indicator of someone most likely over the age of 50.

Now that's just horse-pucky.

Horse-puckey: in other words, that's just bullshit. Only put in a more classy sounding format.

by Русский язык Ameriкan April 2, 2017

or some such horse puckey

Means the same as or some shit; literally translated, it means, "or something like that".

(Guy #1): So the Mariners and the Braves are going at it in this year's World Series?
(Guy #2): Yeah, I hear that it's gonna be a pitcher's duel or or some such horse puckey.

by Telephony November 20, 2021

Pukey Dec

The term for a young boy who is an alcoholic and who's dad owns a law firm

" Did you see what Pukey Dec did tonight?"

"Yeah, tonight was wild."

by Swimkoeberle February 14, 2018