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Proud Man's Apology

When someone suddenly starts acting very nice to someone after doing something wrong, instead of actually apologising.
Sam: "Mike humiliated me in front of my girl! He's tried to be extra nice since, but he never apologised"
Paul: "That's a Proud Man's Apology, some guys don't know how to say the word sorry"

That's Proud 

Dustin: Did you see that backflip goal I just scored??
Taylor: yea... (rolls eyes) That's proud...
That's Proud by mrzoops April 21, 2017

Proud Stance 

The adopting of a gallant standing position prior to completing a manly task.
There is only one thing left to do after fulfilling this oh so masculine act. Proud Stance.
Proud Stance by ShutUpMeg October 5, 2011

Proud Soldier 

A proud soldier is when a man has a massive erection but is wearing pants. He will most likely flaunt it about, around any gorgeous women. Proud Soldiers are less efficient when wearing skinny jeans, and most efficient with gym shorts. If you have a small penis it won't work, but if you have a hard charger you will most likely have to beat women off with a stick.
"Dude do you see that girl over there?"

"Yeah man I just got a proud soldier!"

"Fuck dude! thats gross i can see it!"
Proud Soldier by bpes March 12, 2009

Proud-shamed

When you're very proud of a joke, but then realize you should be ashamed. A fusion of pride and shame. usually the reaction to a horrible joke involving: genders, feminism, obesity or problems in the world
One person: "I don't know if I should be proud of that or ashamed that I thought of that"
Another person: "You should be very proud-shamed, buddy."
Proud-shamed by DazzTheCornerKid December 6, 2016

Proud Stoner 

A person most peole define as a Pot Head but Proud Stoners can function and could stop smoking pot but choose not to.!
Alice: Brittany your such a Pot Head you loser.!
Me: No Alice I'm not a Pot Head I'm a Proud Stoner. Ok? Get it right Bitch!

:)
Proud Stoner by Proud.Stoner.Bates! December 25, 2011