precrestination

To thoroughly clean one's teeth before visiting the dentist for a teeth cleaning.

I ate a bag of Oreo's and then committed precrestination before going to my dentist appointment.

by The Wads December 14, 2008

Precrestination

This is when someone who never brushes their teeth waits until special occasions to brush their teeth, like when they visit the dentist or plan on kissing someone.

Boy: Do you think precrestination is a bad habit?

Girl: Are you kidding me? You should be brushing your teeth everyday twice a day at least. If your a precrestinator, I'm out of here. Nasty ass pos

by CleanMouf July 18, 2011

precrestination

To thoroughly clean one's teeth before visiting the dentist for a teeth cleaning.

I ate a bag of Oreo's and then committed precrestination before going to my dentist appointment.

by The Wads April 19, 2007

procrastination

Ill put up a definition later.

Ill put up an example later.

by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.

"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."

by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastination

What you're probably doing right now

I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead

by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004

procrastination

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.

by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003