plunted

The early stages of being drunk, state of existence after kicking back a few pints, and beginning to recover, where the mind is still not as sharp as it once was.
Not quite drunk, but a pinch past sober.

"Your mind isn't as sharp right now."
"I'm a bit plunted"

by A plunted bloke January 6, 2008

plunt

a plump cunt that bulges out so much that the jeans stretch the zipper, exposing it.

Look at Brenda, her plunt is so big you can see the shinny gold zipper as she walks down the street.

by ohbrenda April 4, 2010

plunt

used by a whole group of lamers who latched onto the 'leet speak' of the group of lamer internet users.

this cake is plunt good
yo i got plunt homework

by J Skrilla August 26, 2004

Plunt

Derogatory term used to describe people of the Vegan persuasion. An abbreviation of “Plant Cunt”. Specifically aimed towards a full Vegan that preaches Veganistic beliefs regardless of whether you wish to hear it. Hates those of us sane enough to enjoy a bacon sandwich every now and again, and wears hemp shoes. Originally spelled Pl’unt, but the apostrophe has been dropped in popular culture.

I know! She wouldn’t shut up about how much she loved aubergines, stupid plunt.

by BigNice March 12, 2023

Plunt

Waste Catty

Sara: OMG do you see Ariana shes totally acting like a damn plunt.

Maranda: Ughhhh, yea she is one anyways

by xoTalkIsCheep October 17, 2011

Plunt

To kick a football as far as possible while laughing.

OMG, Adrian plunted that football!

by smartypantalones January 4, 2011

Arm Plunt

It's when you take a tennis ball and you open up your arm and you put it in and then you stretch the skin over it and sew it shut. It then heals over the tennis ball to make it look like you have muscles.

Damn, Arin! Where did you get those muscles?

Oh, these are just my arm plunts.

by victoriousmoon October 29, 2018