Plerp

The resultant mess of an accidental and simultaneous release of a minimum of three bodily fluids/solids and/or gasses, usually due to excessive intoxication. These include, but are not limited to, urine, faeces, saliva, vomitus, flatus, semen, and snot.

X came home from a party last night reeking of absynthe, and when I went to wash his underwear they were covered in plerp, I mean, his own wee, white wee-wee, and crap

by Simmo77 June 11, 2011

plerp

A small amount of compacted marijuana, usually amounting up to a bowl.

Hey man, will you sell me a little plerp for 5 bucks?

by Jake Honeycutt November 10, 2007

plerp

An expletive to use when things are not going well.

boss: gonna need you to work late tonight
you: plerps

by plerpy December 6, 2021

Plerp

Pooping in the slime and playing with it

yo Matt, did you plerp this slime smells like shit

by Master Peef January 13, 2025

perplexcuse

An excuse so confusing the listener becomes exasperated and relents against own better judgement

How did you manage to avoid being grounded? I gave my mom a top 10 perplexcuse. She is still shaking her head...

by mcgobri April 29, 2015

Perpdar

The ability to detect who is a crime perpetrator based upon scant data.

Lieutenant Kenda has great perpdar for murderers.

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Perpared

Retard alert, retard alert class

Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
Now you know

I wasn’t perpared for that test

by PerparedTaco May 8, 2018