Platforming

The act of approaching someone from behind, and plopping one’s ballsack on their shoulder.

Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.

by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018

Platforming

The act of getting so drunk, that you can't walk straight and fall (or nearly) of a train platform.

Hey bro, where did you end up last night?

Bro I was "platforming" last night and got locked up for being drunk and disorderly

Bro, you got "platformed" as!!!

by Steviej85 October 21, 2019

Platforming

The act of approaching someone from behind, and plopping one’s ballsack on their shoulder.

Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.

by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018

Platforming

Using people to elevate your status. They'll run with you or toward you for a bit, then use you to lift themselves - like Super Mario uses turtles

Took her to dinner, got a few drinks, made out but once I got her in the club she disappeared with some rich dude.
She was just platforming, don't trip

by Romancell March 11, 2023

platforming strawmen

Pretty much how the internet started to work once it was accepted that you can kick out people that don't agree with you from your online community. As a result of a culture of 'de-platforming' and censorship, what actually started to happen was that people started to platform "strawman" - intentionally misrepresented proposition that is set up because it is easier to defeat rather than engaging with an opponent's real argument - instead.

"Internet today is just a bunch of platforming strawmen"

by cyberphunkisms May 7, 2022

platformist

A person who discriminates based on the operating system used.

All windows people look alike. Stop being a platformist.

by Pinche Puto February 3, 2015

Platformist

A BeatSaber modeler (typically pcvr, but could also be a quest user) who refuses to port a custom in-game cosmetic to the other platform. These users are typically frowned upon, mostly by the people who requested the model.

I want Galaxy Default V3 on quest now, but the creators a platformist smh.

by Knight~ October 1, 2021