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plankers

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without a general plan or direction, aimless. In most Verizon cellular phones, "plankers" will appear when trying to text the word "planless" in T9 word.
After I got ditched at the gay bar, I was totally plankers. Beers, y'all.
by Trelvington May 22, 2010
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The imminent drowsiness associated with a long planking session. The planking equivalent of mall fatigue.
After Jimmy and Billy had posted there over 100 planks on Facebook, both of them went to Billy's for a nap to settle their Planker's Fatigue.
by gayplankingtoolbag October 6, 2011
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two planker

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A skier. A potential shredder of the gnar gnar.
"You damn two plankers stay out of our park!!!"
by 2planker September 22, 2005
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planker

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A very dense slow minded ignorant individual that doesn't think before speaking.
Wow Bob, you really are a Planker.
by Flouxetine August 10, 2006
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wanker planker

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Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.
by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004
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Planters Applause

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When your nutsack claps
I ran down the stairs and my nuts did a planters applause
by funnymonke5 July 23, 2010
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New residents to a gentrified area who want gentrification to stop as soon they arrive, so that the neighborhood retains its pre-gentrification charm. Derivation: to pull up the plank after you cross, thus preventing further access.
Those last across the plank'ers are angry about all the new bars and condos going up in the lower east side.
by Morris Z. June 17, 2007
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