simp in pimp’s clothing

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.

Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.

by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 4, 2022

Pimp's Prayer

A prayer said before striking a trifling bitch or hoe who has stepped out of line.

Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.

Amen

by Fuzzybat23 January 17, 2006

pimp's stable

A hoe/group of hoes a Pimp owns that he uses to make money. Usually containing one to ten hoes. All of which can be kept at one location.

Yo man, what kind of bitches do you want? This Pimp's Stable is full of em.

by Stack-Attack November 2, 2013

pimpa's paradise

Referring to a woman who is extremly attractive but will also act as a slut/prostitute and is not meant to be in a relationship and will not be a relationship person

She is what i like to call pimpa's paradise. Yeah man, she's a ho.

by AnonymouslyAnonymous November 6, 2006

simp in pimp’s clothing

(idm) a simp who tries to act like, or thinks that he pimpin, but actually he ain’t

Brian: Yo, he thinks he gon hit that but he ain’t neva gettin any
Steve: That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing

by professorpimpin March 5, 2022

Pimp's Breakfast

A dro joint and a cup of coffee.

Let's start the morning off with a pimp's breakfast, and then hit the festival.

by trixehobbitses April 4, 2009

Pimp's Cup

A favorite beverage of many of the "high"-modernists (an artistic subculture of stoners within the modernist movement), a Pimp's Cup is a mixed drink made by pouring a Pimm's Cup into a large, jewel-encrusted, gold chalice and mixing with an equal part of Colt .45.

Snoop Dogg and F. Scott Fitzgerald attended my social gathering on East Egg the other day where we enjoyed a discussion about modernism and bitches over several Pimp's Cups.

by OedipusTRex November 28, 2013