Pilfered

To engage in the unholy act of Buggery (a crime against God) Through the combustion and intentional inhalation of class B substances.

"I am well and truly pilfered right now boys, Let's roll another."
"Fucking hell I was at China bridge last night absolutely pilfered."

by MrMoonEatsPhoon January 8, 2023

Pilfered Turkey

A herdable food source in Age of Empires purloined from your opponent

No farms for me, thanks, my villagers grow fat from pilfered turkey!

by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020

Pussy Pilferer

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of ass bandit for men.

"Yeah, I hear she's a pussy pilferer."

by Ukesagi-tan March 19, 2010

Anglo-pilferer

An Anglo-Celtic Australian possibly of convict lineage. Based on the belief that all Anglo-Celtic Australians are descended from convicts. Particularly offensive, albeit highly accurate.

Harry: "That bloody Anglo-pilferer didn't give me my change"
William: "Which one?"
Harry: "The Barman. Bloody Aussies they're bred for barwork and pilfering."

by Turdtrousers March 14, 2008

Pilcered

Pilcered - Adjective
To be in a relationship with someone that is in every way the best you will ever do and in most cases WAY out of your league

Marc: Dude, just marry her. You're already Larried anyway
Ariel: Drop it, I'm going to go eat lots of things
Marc: How the hell did you bag her? you're totally pilcered..

by binvacuagn November 1, 2010

poo-pilfere

One who engages in the act of pilfering poo.

Man, you are such a poo-pilferer.

by Pooty-Poo December 9, 2006

Pilferdick

Verb: To pilfer through the belongings of someone else and steal for personal gain.

Can I watch your security footage? I think someone came to pilferdick through our shit.

by Doomslinger June 4, 2020