Cranial-phallus Syndrome

When a person is known for being a Dick-Head, They must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome.

Cranium -> Head

Phallus -> An erect penis, a penis-shaped object such as a dildo, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallic.

Syndrome -> A group of symptoms that collectively indicate or characterize a disease, psychological disorder, or other abnormal condition.

Person 1: Ya' know? That guy's a real Dick-Head!

Person 2: He must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome!

by Porkins. March 26, 2012

cranio-phallus syndrome

Posho/ medical/ Latin name for being a dick head.

I do believe he is suffering from "cranio-phallus syndrome"...
I can confirm he suffers from "cranio-phallus syndrome"...
I think you should get in touch with "cranio-phallus syndrome" anonymous...
I'm so sorry. My "cranio-phallus syndrome" has flared up and I've made a complete arse of this....

by Dr. Jarov Phannibatter January 22, 2014

Sri Lankan phallus squealching

The act of when two Sri Lankan men perform upside down anal sex whilst doing handstands in pure darkness, and a woman of Guatemalan descent balances on top of the two men and begins to squealch down on them from above.

The power went off when I was hanging out with my friend and his girl, so they gave me a mean Sri Lankan phallus squealching!

by Josephine Bottomologist June 11, 2025

stinkhorn phallus

A mushroom of the class basidiomycetes which disturbingly looks like a penis.

I saw a stinkhorn phallus growing in the prairie next to the college that I go to.

by hkghk` December 9, 2007

sunk cost phallus

When you go through the work of setting up a hook up with a dude and he turns out to be much less than advertised in person, but you decide to go for it anyway.

I distinctly stated "no fatties" on my profile but better the bear in here then the bear out there, guess I'm committing a sunk cost phallus.

by shortbushero August 7, 2014

Soft Phallus

A term used to define any anti-erection enduced by any drug. i.e. Anti-Depressant drugs, Cocaine, and Alki-hol.

Big J' sooo' did you have a Soft Phallus after sorting 4 lines of llello?

by Javo, J', Baro May 9, 2003

Sunk Cost Phallusy

To follow through on an endeavour like a giant, flaccid, wart-riddled penis despite the already-invested time and cost outweighing the benefits.

Hey Ken, shouldn’t you stop shorting GME by now? You’re clearly a victim of sunk cost phallusy

by ApeGoNuts4GME October 7, 2021