periodness

A verb used to describe a woman who is having her period

Omfg all I had to do was go near **** and she infected me with her periodness!!

by Yooteful October 9, 2015

periodness

adj.

pronunciation: period(ness)

All the extra s**t her uterus puts out into the universe. A cloud of "F**k you" rolls around the profane creature, creating loathing and repugnance in whatever room the uterus-holder may be in. While 'period' describes the actual process, 'periodness' describes that extra that she exudes that you can't quite describe or put your finger on, but that you wish, with every fiber of your being, that you did not have to be with behind enemy lines for the next seven to fourteen days, ducking in and out of various rooms of the residence to avoid the walking hatebox.

Suzy asked if I was going to come to bed tonight, but I told her I am sleeping on the couch until all of her periodness has evaporated from her system.

by Operative Hatching Lion May 9, 2023

periodesia

The complete inability to remember the date of one's last period, most often coinciding with the moment one begins to question if one is pregnant.

She thought she was being funny when she asked, "Well you couldn't be PREGNANT, could you?!" but it sent me into a fit of periodesia.

by LilaMcD January 9, 2009

PeriodVerse

A universe Runa made up. It was made because of the period war that she lost.

BreadRat: Hey, Runa, what's the PeriodVerse?.

Runa: It's a gacha universe I made up, I'm a gacha adult.

by BreadRat March 21, 2022

periodesque

When something other than a female smells like period blood.

That seafood is extra fishy today. Almost periodesque!

by Dollarzzzzz November 10, 2018