patrickjmt

THE GOD OF MATHEMATICS.

Students worship Him in their time of need (eg. finals week)

student: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS EQUATION
me: have you looked into it with our Lord and Savior patrickjmt?
student: not yet. I'll bring my sharpie.

by amytheindigochild September 9, 2018

patrickmartin

Mixing Tea with Eggnog.

I'm making a PatrickMartin, you want one?

by Dave Johnston October 22, 2013

PatrickMatrixthe2nd

Also Known as Mr. Hit or Miss but tries his best in trivia. Loves Country and Pokemon.

PatrickMatrixthe2nd

by PatrickMat January 27, 2022

Patrickitis

A mental disorder characterized by constant, intense impulses to practice the violin whenever possible. In early stages, subject exhibits abnormal affection for his instrument, and occasionally speaks to it. Subject slowly begins to stray from social activity, until, in the final stages, subject lives almost his entire life within an auditorium, gymnasium, or other such structure where constant practice of the violin is possible. Subject may also exhibit a tendency to lash out at those who do not have the disease,as well as appear tired and overworked, occasionally having dark circles form around his eyes. Almost always, and irrevocably, fatal.

D.J. spends all his free periods practicing in the auditorium! He must have Patrickitis.

by Amaxing (Who else?) December 9, 2007

patrickamyr

that one short kid that looks like theodore after getting a really bad tan

look at patrickamyr, hes so short that the teachers cant see him so he never gets dress coded

by 1279262583 October 17, 2019

patrickbateman.com

A sigma who produces peak content

Patrickbateman.com is the goat

by Shush7866 April 22, 2022

Patrickmutebi

You need to go look this up right now!

Hym "He balances- Ok... Look... He lifts a guy up on to his shoulders, right? So the other guy is doing like a hand-stand on his shoulders... And then the other guy balances ON THE ORIGINAL GUYS HEAD WITH HIS HEAD and then THE ORIGINAL GUY it juggling while the other guy balances on his head! It is nuts! How is he doing that!? And then the other guy does the splits upside-down on the head of the guy! It's like balance a basketball on top of another basketball except on top of the top basketball there is like 200 lbs od weight! And like, how he gets up on the guys head is the crazy part... He just hops up! He just hop directly up on to the guys head! That CAN'T be real, can it? PatrickMutebi it call on YouTube. If it's real give him 1 million dollars. Give it to both of them..... I mean I just went to watch it again he just, like, HOPS UP THERE... Like... Is the video in reverse? Did he like, get up there off camera camera and then film it in reverse? There's not fucking way he just hops up there like that! If it's fowards give them 1 million dollars. Don't do it if it's in reverse. There's no fucking way he just hops up like that..."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024