papper

Slang for Pap Smear, i.e. a screening test used in gynecology to detect cancer in the cervix.

A hulking woman with a dyed-blonde crew cut walks into a gynecologists office, jumps on the examining table and puts her feet in the stirrups. Her large, hairy hoohoo growls at the doc.

"What'll it be, Miss?", asks the doctor.

"Give me a papper with the works!" says the bull dyke.

by bobsyeruncle September 4, 2009

papper

Noun A papper is like a paper but with some exceptions. One does not read a papper before turning it in, pappers are written the morning there due even if its 7 pages long, pappers some times but not always use wikipedia as a source. Essentially a papper is a abortion of a college paper that you know will be bad but you turn in any ways cause you just want it out of the way/don’t think the teacher will read it carefully.

Dan: man its 2AM I should start my paper
Joseph: don’t you mean its time to write a papper.
Dan: shut your mouth I got 10 hours before class that’s plenty of time to write a good paper.
Joseph: yea and the last time you tried that it was a papper.
Dan: what ever pappers still get me a C and that’s good enough.

by dan christ April 27, 2007

papper

being a glaikit wee prick

''god,your mum is such a papper for getting hit by that lorry!''

by face sitter October 20, 2007

Papper

To look at something/someone. To "peep"

Oi papper him

Papper that rart

by WeedKing$$ October 12, 2020

papper

papper

"yo look at that papper"
"damn"

by XxDuckSuckerxX July 1, 2021

papper

to be cool

you are papper

by anonymous January 2, 2023

Papper Bag Situation

A “Paper Bag Situation” is a crude, colloquial expression describing a scenario in which one partner is perceived as so physically unattractive by the other that a paper bag is placed over their head during intimacy, ostensibly to make the encounter more tolerable. The phrase is generally used in a derogatory or humorous context and reflects more on the speaker’s insensitivity than on the person being described.

Man that girl is a Papper Bag Situation

by Jamalindeed February 19, 2026