Pair of Mary’s

Michael Scott and Stanley from The Office.

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: "What a Pair of Mary’s!"

by t9eyya February 5, 2021

Pair of Mary’s

A couple of loud cackling queens that try to shut down everyone around them, but everybody knows they ain’t shit.

Wow look at that pair of Mary’s over there. They think they’re so cool, but they’re not.

by Snevets November 17, 2017

Pair of Jill's

Discrete way to refer to Lesbians (normally a couple) while your out in a social situation.

It's confirmed we got a Pair of Jill's over there

by zinc304 February 23, 2010

Pair Seeds

A new, experimental remedy, passed from bro to bro designed to remove or therapeutically treat a man's metaphorical vagina, often associated with being a bitch.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.

Jared: "I have a bellyache and can't come out drinking tonight."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."

by mikekais September 24, 2013

pair of shoes

In baseball, when a batter takes a called strike three, i.e., strikes out looking. Popularized by Hall of Fame Pitcher and NESN color analyst , Dennis Eckersley.

"Strike three with the high cheese... pair of shoes right there!"

by Footlong Frank April 23, 2021

Throwing out a new pair of socks

Doing something stupid

When someone does something stupid and someone else says 'throwing out a new pair of socks there pal'

by Robert Skudlarek August 12, 2017

My pair of shoes

To describe something that suits you exactly, or is your taste. (akin to the British expression Just My Cup Of Tea)

Origin - Vienna, Austria.

I like Abba, they are just my pair of shoes.

by TheDufster March 15, 2005