on the nuts

Exactly; squarely; precisely. Saying something is "on the nuts" is akin to saying it's accurate and "on the mark." The phrase arises out of the experience of getting hit in the nuts, which, when hit exactly or squarely on the nuts, is much more significant than otherwise. Thus, you say something is "on the nuts" when it is exact and precise.

"What time did you get there?" "7 o'clock, on the nuts."

by Andyroo13 February 25, 2010

on the nuts

(adj) When someone is bothering you, constantly trying to get in touch with you or pursue you.

Can be used by males and females for comic relief.

Ever since I hit that, ol' girl has been on the nuts.

Get off the nuts! I paid you last week!

I gave him my number last week and he STAYS on my nuts.

on my nuts

by Maru-chan July 7, 2010

right on the nuts

Exactly, in terms of amount of time or quantity.
Perfectly, in terms of actions performed.

Did you hear? Brieanna guessed the number of jellybeans in the mason jar right on the nuts.

What a dawg! Joe got to the airport right on the nuts to catch his plane to Vegas.

Whoa! John hit that four-wood right on the nuts.

by sweetdoc65 September 14, 2009

Mud on the nuts

Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.

"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"

by Hanging69 July 9, 2016

Nuts on the Table

A drinking game which two people play. One must get drunk, and then place his nuts on the table, which the other person is required to slam as hard as possible. If they pass out, then they have to wake up and take another drink.
First shown in Yugioh GX: The Abriged Series Ep. 8
Not suggested to actually be played be real people.

"Anyways, Nuts on the Table!"
"Okay, so I put my nuts on the table. Now what happens?"
"Now I do this! *slam*"
*person passes out"

by Chazzisawesome June 13, 2011

nuts on the road

An expression meaning OK. Like Hell Yeah, Nuts on the Road is an expression used to signify that something is going well, or that something is a good idea. First coined on Mock The Week.

Andy: Want to go out for a drink later?
Russell: Nuts on the road I do!

by Benji H October 2, 2007

nuts on the road

A common expression used by Osama Bin Laden to express delight.

The infidels will tremble before the might of allah, it will be totally nuts on the road

by Frankie Boyle September 26, 2007