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on jones is a way of affirming that what you or somebody else is saying is true. very similar to saying "on god" except jones is stronger and more powerful than god so it's more meaningful. other common uses are "on my sister" "on jewbird" "on gang" among others..
<person1> yo michael buble's voice is like listening to a thousand angels singing at once

<person2> on jones my dude
by chunky111 June 7, 2022
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When a person dies from a drug overdose.
Person A: "Clifford, he dead on jones."

Person B: "What?"

Person A: "He died of a drug overdose."

Person B: "Nooo!!!!!"
by LordBoy April 2, 2013
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A combination of pina colada mix (Pineapple juice, coconut shreds, rum) and a banana served on the rocks. A virgin version can be made without rum. This amazingly tasty drink was created in the mind of a person named Zack Began in the city of Cancun, Mexico. It was hit off on the last day of his vacation and was enjoyed by the whole entire hotel of Moon Palace for the next week. Zack, David, Alicia, and Brendan are hoping to spread this drink along the west coast so it becomes a permanet on most drink menus.
I got a Mike Jones On The Rocks the other day, and it was practically an orgasm in my mouth!
I love Mike Jones's on the rocks!
by Mike Jones14 December 24, 2008
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Game On Bob Jones!!!

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The best phrase to hear at 8:15 on a Monday morning
Lambert - "Remember, if you shoot for the moon and miss, you'll still be amongst the stars. Game On Bob Jones!!!"
by The Rockin' Bob February 28, 2022
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How someone refers to another person's forcefully admonishing him to donate one or more of his prized possessions to a historical-society collection ("That beLONGS in a muSEUM!"), rather than his selfishly either hoarding it in his own private collection or (even more horrifying) selling it for personal profit.
Antiques collector: I knew that the head of the local heritage-preservation lodge was a bit fanatical about collecting and displaying vintage images and artifacts from the area, but I never expected him to go all Indiana Jones on me when I showed him my collection of old coins and arrowheads that I'd found in the area here over the years.
by QuacksO July 21, 2024
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A incredibly cringe thought that clickbait and retarded youtubers upload for 6-12 year olds but should be 18 because they kill Minecraft Steve and that cannot happen
Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek is my favourite youtube video.
by my life stinks February 16, 2020
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