Oender(Önder) is the most handsome, talented boy in the world with the longest dick. He likes to flirt with girls but only has his eyes on 1 girl. He likes to keep eyecontact because he has pretty eyes. Everyone loves önder. Everyone wants önder.
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When dieters go from weighing two or three hundred pounds down to 199 or less, they have reached Onederland.
When Jared started his diet he weighed 220 pounds. After losing thirty pounds on Weight Watchers, he realized he had entered Onederland.
by lubridan May 14, 2010
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Onder: "I do think that is such a terrible idea, and thus, we should not do such a thing. But should you wish to do so, you do understand that you would be breaking the law and have a chance of being imprisoned? I beseech you to not smoke such cannabis in my face"
Brian: "wtf dude why are you so onder?"
Onder: "I am deeply offended at your usage of such profane language. Please abstain from asking me with such brash and terrible manner."
Onder: "I do think that is such a terrible idea, and thus, we should not do such a thing. But should you wish to do so, you do understand that you would be breaking the law and have a chance of being imprisoned? I beseech you to not smoke such cannabis in my face"
Brian: "wtf dude why are you so onder?"
Onder: "I am deeply offended at your usage of such profane language. Please abstain from asking me with such brash and terrible manner."
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2. Person who brings strange men home to introduce to her roommate and forces both of them to watch scary movies, because she's a pussy ass bitch.
3. A Lisa Orender is quite helpful with word puzzles, so invite her to your morning coffee and newspaper reading.
2. Person who brings strange men home to introduce to her roommate and forces both of them to watch scary movies, because she's a pussy ass bitch.
3. A Lisa Orender is quite helpful with word puzzles, so invite her to your morning coffee and newspaper reading.
Courtney: Quit playing. You're acting like a Lisa Orender.
Tiffany: I really wish I had a Lisa Orender around to help me with this puzzle.
Tiffany: I really wish I had a Lisa Orender around to help me with this puzzle.
by Marbar8597 February 27, 2017
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- owning noobs at wc or cod
- listenin to music that isnt emo
- drinking pepsi, gatorade, or water. (nothing else allowed!)
- being black but acting white
- thinking bout a girl called alyssa, liz, nicole, or emily (no one else allowed!) These aren't friends, these are names of girls you think of when you are owndering
- pretending to write an english project but actually talkin to ur friend
- owning noobs at wc or cod
- listenin to music that isnt emo
- drinking pepsi, gatorade, or water. (nothing else allowed!)
- being black but acting white
- thinking bout a girl called alyssa, liz, nicole, or emily (no one else allowed!) These aren't friends, these are names of girls you think of when you are owndering
- pretending to write an english project but actually talkin to ur friend
If you are playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on XBOX 360 or PlayStation 3, you will be crushing noobs with a massively massive positive kill - to - death ratio.
If you are supposed to be doing something for school specifically for an English Class and you decide to Chat with friends, then you are owndering.
If you play Warcraft III not World of Warcraft and you have forgotten how to lose a game, because you have constantly won games. Then you are Owndering.
If you are supposed to be doing something for school specifically for an English Class and you decide to Chat with friends, then you are owndering.
If you play Warcraft III not World of Warcraft and you have forgotten how to lose a game, because you have constantly won games. Then you are Owndering.
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