obliterated

To get absolutely, near-fatally, hilariously fucked up. See: annihilated

I was so obliterated last night, I woke up with a transsexual Thai stripper.

by Devon Knoll October 16, 2003

obliterated

being high beyond realization of how fucking high you are.

Person 1: Bro... this is some bomb
Person 2: I know dude, im obliterated
Person 1: Me too

by this nigga right here April 9, 2009

obliteration

Complete and utter destruction. To remove all trace of. Second only to annihilation in terms of damage done.

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker disovered that Alderann had been obliterated by the Death Star.

by tt February 18, 2003

Obliterate

to erase completely from your memory

His goal was to obliterate the memories

by skylarskank August 2, 2008

Obliterate

The act of epically killing somebody.

Person 1: “Dude, my mom is so annoying..”
Person 2: “Obliterate her ass.”
Person 1: “What?”
Person 2: “Kill her..”

by TodoDekuIsGay October 27, 2019

Obliterated

A state of nonexistance, immediately after a state of existence.

Bro 1: Dood I obliterated that dime’s puss last night.

Bro 2: Is she okay?

Bro 1: No the funeral is tomorrow.

by Oily bastard August 9, 2018

obliterize

A cooler way to say "obliterate" which was originated by Sid and definitely not Kim, no matter what she says.

Sid: "I'm gonna obliterize Joe's BBQ today."
Kim: "That's my word! Why are you always copying me!"
Sid: "Forget about it, check out urban dictionary. It says it's my word."

by Sid247 December 27, 2008