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since the ages of time, and before humanity, through the forests, through the deserts, no one or thing ever found a sacred dark horrifying counter spell on earth.
Larry: Jim, you're mom gay.
Jim: your*
Larry: no u.
Jim: *cries himself to sleep, then jumps into a pit and dies*
by iloveshrek2 June 8, 2018
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since the beggining of time, before the dinasours, creatures have looked for the most spectacular comeback to end all known

anti-logical statements roasts, and no one ever found a better dark horrifying comeback than no u.
Larry: ur mom gay.
Jim: no u.
Larry: *runs to swedish and changes his identity*
by iloveshrek2 June 8, 2018
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The end all be all of all arguments. Doesn’t have a cool down and will completely annihilate your opponent.
Bob: Hey Jimmy ur mum gay
Jimmy: No u
Bob: *Fucking Dies*
by Urmumgaylol1226 February 20, 2018
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The ONLY known technique that is able to free you from the almost-inescapable insult, known as, "ur mom gay lol."

How to use this dreadful counter:

1. Bait your (already dead) opponent into using the one hit one kill insult, "ur mom gay lol."

2. Smile! You've already won. Use the "no u" comeback.

3. Watch your opponent die a horrible death. Don't let children watch, as the violence is too much for young minds.
Fortnite player: Hey uhh, wanna play some Fortnite bro?
You: Uhh, dude? Miss me with that gay shit.
Fortnite player: Hah! Ur mom gay lol!
*You smile cruelly, as it's just too easy.*
You: no u... lol
*NANI?!*
*Fortnite player dies an indescribably violent, bloody death.*
by TheSpeedOfLight February 24, 2018
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The fucking best comeback anyone could say. It is impossible to say things after that apart from no u back.
Worker: Yes, Boss
Boss: You're Fired
Worker: no u
Boss: *leaves workplace*
by NiggaThot6969 April 29, 2019
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The universal rebuttal to all arguments.
Bob: Canadians are nothing but communists
John: No u
by enigmatic January 24, 2003
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