monkeypig

A person who is both black/ghetto and also an officer of the law.

There were many monkeypigs in the hood of New York City.

by KrabsSTD February 15, 2023

Monkeypig Woman

A human female with facial characteristics similar to that of a monkey and a pig.

Have you seen Jay today?" "Yeah, he went to go hang out with that monkeypig woman." "Oh, he must be getting some tail.

by the beefs July 1, 2011

Monkeypedia

A location where anyone can create,edit,or change truth into sounds that resemble monkey sounds. Whem entries are completed a sound such as "oo oo ah ah" is created and eventually a novel monkey is born.

"oo oo ah ah" oh..that's the monkeypedia sound I heard after finally editing the passage in War and Peace on my Monkeypedia site.

by Jamfetto January 8, 2009

Monkeyfisting

The act of shitting in one's hand and making a fist. Then proceeding to shove one's fist in their partner's rectum

Chad and I enjoy a good monkeyfisting every night.

by Zomboy595 December 23, 2016

MonkeyFilter

MonkeyFilter is a Metafilter spawn, only with more bananas and less flinging.

I didn't touch your socks.

by idest October 6, 2004

monkeybitten

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites

"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".

by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005

monkeying about

Verb
To do unproductive things in the backseat of a warthog while others are listening to the radio.

As seen on Red vs Blue, episode 53
www.redvsblue.com

"I think it's important to get proper credit when some of us are working hard discovering distress signals on the Warthog's radio, while others are hanging out in the back seat, monkeying about!"

by cheeser March 28, 2005