mettie

A bad bitch obsessed with chickens.

Why do you have so many chickens? What a Mettie.

by Alwander December 20, 2016

Metty

An extremely large and most importantly round gluteus maximus, that can jiggle for eternities.

Ayo dat ass must be a metty cause jelly don’t shake like dat.

by Thecheekrippler August 7, 2019

Mettie

Every young person of manchester worst nightmare. They can ruin the fun of every night out and provide an experience where the riders of the metrolink have to constantly be on edge in case they see the devilish sight of their yellow coat come on board.

Oh no theres a mettie coming on
Quick hop off!

by Dixonkenneth November 6, 2018

Metti

Nice girl, pretty hot and gorgeous. Short but cool.

Metti is overall a good kid

by JSHSISNISKAKSNSHENSJSJ May 16, 2021

A Metties

When you just don't understand that a girl is into you.

Person 1: So dude, I was out with a friend last night, and when I was dropping her off at her house, she asked me to come in for a cup of coffee but since I hate coffee I refused her offer.
Person 2: Man, now you're just being a Metties.

by Metties May 13, 2018

Metty

Chav slang (with British geordie dialect) for the Metro, local public rail network of the Tyne & Wear region of England.

"Am gan on a metty mission"

Chav/yob slang (with geodie dialect) for:

"I am going on the Metro"

The word mission is added purely out of chav stupidity.

by Matthew Hopkins May 11, 2006

Metty

A juul feen who can usually be found drawing a penis on the wall in flex seal and breaking mirrors with a baseball on camera.

Oh No Metty wants a juul rip, run away

by Mr.Krabs left nut May 30, 2019