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merks

Noun, plural. Women who taste bad when you go down on them.

Roots in the word "merkin," a Shakespearien word referring to a women's pubic wig designed to cover up venereal diseases.

As in: "Do you take my beard for a merkin?"
oh my god, were you guys just talking about merks? the worst was when the other day...
by Dildo Phil November 26, 2007
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merks

woman who taste bad when you go down on them. Origins in the word "merkin" coming from Shakespeare's day. (A merkin was a pubic wig used by some women to cover up venerial diseases.)
oh my god were you guys just talking about merks? The worst was the other day when...
by Dildo Phil October 22, 2007
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fight for merks

To fight relentlessly and without concern for safety. Aiming to seriously hurt your opponent.
Boy 1: yo this guy's is bugging he always talking shut
Boy 2: fight that nigga b
Boy 1: nah I only fight for merks I ain't tryna hurt nobody
by Crihs notems November 28, 2016
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Merkelist

Someone who wants to destroy their own country.

A naive person who makes irrational, impulsive decisions without thinking through the consequences. Someone who wants to undo all the good work of their patriotic predecessors.

An individual in high authority who acts irresponsibly e.g. Like a teenager who invites everyone to her house party on social media. They have a great party but in the cold sober light of the next day, the gatecrashers have wrecked her parents house. A Merkelist will do this with a whole country, or even worse, an entire Union of countries!
The policies of that party are going to bring havoc to this country, their leader must be a Merkelist.
by PenorSword September 3, 2018
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markson

Ship name for Mark and Jackson - two of the fluffiest members from the Korean band GOT7.
They are so gay for each other.

The love between them is unmistakable to miss.

#marksonOrNEVER
Person 1: Who do you ship from GOT7?

Person 2: Markson all the way! They are the real OTP.
by rainbowmonster101 June 3, 2016
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marksexual

This is the attraction to only the most beautiful, kindest, sexiest hardworking man alive Mark Lee. The attraction where you would literally do ANYTHING to even get a selca from him.
Example 1 - “omg i think i’m marksexual”
Example 2- “hey do you wanna go on a date?” “im sorry i cant i’m marksexual” <3
by literally mark lee October 14, 2020
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Lady Merk

Very hot female rapper from Philadelphia.
Female who murder beats.
Female who raps in English and Russian.
"It's the Black Russian/ and Lady Merk is name/ this girl is a problem/ y'all should polish y'all game."
by Ugotit January 3, 2008
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