maredo

That unhappy, slightly uncomfortable feeling you get when you're lonely or feeling vulnerable. Usually accompanied by a sense of lowness and a disagreeable feeling in the pit of your stomach.

As he sat by himself in the restaurant he felt the eyes of tables of people feeling sorry for him. He over-ordered, ate too much, and felt even worse - an uncomfortable sense of maredo engulfed him. He was alone in a city he didn't know, with no friends to speak of, and he just wanted to be back home.

by thewonderfulwordsmith September 3, 2013

maxedon

An unnecessarily large amount of verbal diarrhea, often in the form of a social media post. Presented as an authority on a topic, but easily proven wrong.

That Facebook post was a complete maxedon. I can't believe they spent that much time writing that drivel.

by animaltrainer April 11, 2020

Maradona Dust

Cocaine - based on footballer Diego Maradona’s frequent use of cocaine

“Have you seen Luke’s eyes? He’s been on the old Maradona Dust”

by FinlayMCFC January 30, 2022

Maya markdown

An attempt to get into a girls pants by discounting their car insurance.

Maya: "You did me a solid with that , uh, Maya markdown on my insurance."
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."

by feed the dogs January 4, 2021

macedonian version

Pirated version of a video game, downloaded in advance. Obtained before street date. Popularized on the gamefaqs message board Nonstop Gaming - General by user White Wolf Kiba (who may or may not actually be from Macedonia and have a difficult time obtaining legitimate copies of games).

White Wolf Kiba posted "I downloaded the superior macedonian version of White Knight Chronicles".

by baacchus December 11, 2011

Alexander the Great was Macedonian

Like "Alexander the Great was a Slav", this is meant to piss off greek people because they think that hes greek, but hes actually macedonian. His parents were literally Macedonian, and although he spoke greek and macdonians did adopt greek traditions, that doesne mean that hes greek.

Rando rice farmer: Hey SOKRATIS, Alexander the Great was Macedonian
Sokratis: NONOOONOONO HE WAS GREKEEKEK YOU STUPIDD MONKEY

by NotDuke69420 October 26, 2022

Maledom

Maledom Domination: A man (or action in which a man) dominates sexual interaction with his mate. See also dominatrix. This frequently (but not exclusively or absolutely) includes:

-) Humiliation of the sub. (submissive, punishment, slave)

-) Penetration of the sub. (incl. toys, etc).

-) Bondage / restraint of the sub.

-) punishment / Calling names, choking, slapping or tied up for not following a command.

"The Maledom punished his mate for not listening to a command"

by Mercadies March 2, 2017