maidston

the evil version of ameston who likely uses obsidian and a kb stick with a punch bow in bedwars

Maidston is the worst form of ameston

by Xadreco March 9, 2021

Maidston

What Ameston's chat wishes they had.

When is the Maidston stream going to happen?

by MaidsonSImp March 10, 2021

Maidstone Grammar School

Mostly full of gay boys. All of them are road men or gamers that haven’t heard of hygiene. Head teacher looks like an absolute nonce. Mainly short boys that don’t know how to shut the absolute fuck up.

“Shit I have to go to Maidstone grammar school now!”
“Make sure you don’t get ur balls slapped by the nonce!”

by Anonymous1237 February 8, 2021

Maidstone

The place where grove street originated

Yo g I’m about to crack open a Stella in Maidstone God bless you brother

by AlmostDan November 11, 2020

Maidstone grammar school for girls

This school never actually came out the other end of ww2. If you are a student here then I’m sure u have heard about the ww2 tunnels and the book “a school girls war” about a million times. Most of the money that mggs gets goes towards building a ww2 tunnel reception, which let’s be honest no one needs. 90% of people at mggs are pricks that are constantly trying to get attention. The other 10% don’t actually come to school. However if u are in that 10% good luck because the headteacher will most likely email u 500 times to get u to come to school before you are brutally murdered. If u have just done ur 11+ do not come here u will regret it for the rest of your life but also don’t go to invicta because that is even worse.

Maidstone grammar school for girls is a shithole

by Whyischeesetasty February 28, 2023

Maidstone

Slightly chavvy town on the River Medway.

"No John, please don't take me to Maidstone again"

by oversized December 28, 2014

Maidstonian Ring of Fire

An act performed by members of Maidstone Grammar School in the science department in which someone takes a Bunsen Burner and shoves it into their anal cavity, turns it to roaring mode and melts the area. Is usually performed in room 69.

Louis tried the Maidstonian Ring of Fire and he hasn't been able to walk properly since!

by stevendawson August 10, 2021