loofied

When a loofah aggressively and unwillingly enters the anal cavity

I fell asleep at Steve's place and woke up to Mike screaming...I GOT LOOFIED

by Sambone092 January 6, 2017

loopied

When a girl friend zones a guy

“I don’t know why Brandon keeps trying so hard with Felicia, she loopied him the day they met”

by 2z January 22, 2021

loonied out

A combination of being skrelled, scrinnied, sonnyed, and finked.

Yo this nigga is loonied out.

by Luther1 September 8, 2021

Loofie

Taking a selfie in the loo

Girl 1: Lets go!

(In the bathroom)

Girl2: Goddd! Isnt it wild over there! Lets take a Loofie before we get out again!

by bow3434 January 27, 2015

Loogied

To be extremely stoned, to the point of being on at least planet 9. Usually this will require THC combined in multiple forms. To get loogied, I generally will eat an edible, then once it starts to kick in I smoke a blunt and enjoy several hits from a dab cart. You'll know you're loogied when you're loogied because you feel farther out in the galaxy than you've ever been before.

Groupie: Dood, tonight was fun as fuuuuucccckkkkkk

Lil Timmy Thicc: I know dood I told you this was loud-ass chronic.

Groupied: I'm so fucking loogied right now fuuuuucccckkkkkk

by Lil Timmy Thicc September 1, 2019

loofie

A loofie is an older male that many girls find attractive but is way out of their league, or too old.

- Hey girl look at that loofie over there, i would do anything to get with him!
- Girl your wasting your time.

by katieeboo333 February 22, 2011

loafiedraws

pick me person, that is cute but is always crying over people who aren’t cool

Person A: loafiedraws posted a new pic, did you see it?
Person B: no why?
Person A: they were crying again lmao

by stickers<3 June 12, 2021