little red

Little Red refers to an Chinese mans penis. Little because Asian men are known to have small cocks, and red in reference to red china.

"yo freddy, how the fuck does that Chinese boy whack the beast when he's got nothing but a Little Red?"

by Ashbury's Dirtbag April 1, 2007

little red

That red ring thing around the head of a penis when it is in a erected state

I love when her lips suck around my little red

by MacaroniMan December 8, 2011

Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome

Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome, otherwise known as, "#MeToo." As defined by the European fairy tale about the naive, wholesome, and pure-hearted Little Red Riding Hood, who ignores the wisdom and warnings of her mother and impetuously ventures into the dark & dangerous world to fulfill her noble, altruistic, and self-sacrificing quest only to be accosted and consumed by the lusting, ravenous and Machiavellian Big Bad Wolf! Overtly trusting and deceived by her own cognitive dissonance, she tragically remains trapped within her own self-deception, blind to the true nature of the wolf and unable to see the wolf's true intentions for her until it is too late. Perhaps a noble and enabling woodcutter will come to her hapless rescue and maintain her dysfunctional behaviors and those of her daughters.

"What a deep voice you have!" ("The better to greet you with", responds the wolf), "Goodness, what big eyes you have!" ("The better to see you with", responds the wolf), "And what big hands you have!" ("The better to hug/grab you with", responds the wolf), and lastly, "What a big mouth you have" ("The better to eat you with!", responds the wolf), at which point the wolf jumps out of bed and eats her up too. 30 years later, Little Red Riding Hood, Tweets a #MeToo and the Big Bad Wolf is kicked out of the forest by an angry mob; all involved being casualities of Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome.

by Crazy8888s October 12, 2018

Little Red Hen Complex

When a person becomes convinced that they are the only one doing any work, and that no one else deserves any reward in the end.

Jeesh, I'm so sick of Lisa and her Little Red Hen Complex. If she'd ever pull her head out of her ass, she might notice how much we carry her ass!

by salu1999 September 30, 2008

Little Red Rocket

A very small dick that has ranga pubes

"Did you know that Sean's nude got leaked to the whole school?"
"Yes, they nicknamed it Little Red Rocket"

by kfcftw September 3, 2016

Little Red Corvette

A song by Prince which is misunderstood as car, but is actually talking about a vagina. Was a number one hit in the United States.

"Do you know any number one songs Prince had?" "Yeah, Little Red Corvette."

by Alexander Nevermind May 18, 2006

Little Red Book

1. Colloquial English name for Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong - a book of quotations taken from Mao's speeches and publications. It is the most-printed book written in the 20th century, and was required study material for all Chinese residents during the Cultural Revolution.

2. A Chinese boner.

1. The English translation of the Little Red Book loses Mao's eloquent use of simile found in the original Chinese.

2. Is that a Little Red Book in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

by vastheman January 9, 2011