ling-ling

lacking uniformity in thoughts in a haphazard way; at random, without definite aim, purpose, method, or adherence to prior conversion topic; being seprated from concrete realities and dimensions; difficult to understand; off-topic

''You're doing a ling-ling"

"Don't ling on me now"

by Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness May 5, 2010

ling-ling

oral sex on a woman, a slang term for cunnilingus

"My boyfriend rocks at ling-ling; it feels like he has a motor in his tongue!!"

by Becca the Strange October 31, 2004

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.

I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!

by earthlingalien January 26, 2019

Ling Ling

Someone who will always be better than you, no matter what you do. TwoSetVioin created this meme, saying that Ling Ling practiced 40 hours a day. They have numerous posts on people doing the Ling Ling challenge, challenges where you have to play a piece but ______. Some examples of it are: playing with a hula hoop as well, double the speed, or playing with your non-dominant hand.

You: Yeah, I got 1st place in all of the contests, no biggie
Friend: Wow, impressive! But did you know that Ling Ling got 1++++st place? He practices 40 hours a day.

by rejoyce March 27, 2019

Ling Ling

The epitome of peak performance; a mythical character that even defies logic itself in the world of skill comparison. No matter who you are or what you do, there will always be a Ling Ling who is above your level. Ling Ling has been better than you and always will be better than you.

Ling Ling practices for 40 hours a day; you will never achieve what he has at 5 years old.

by Pyroglyphics November 17, 2018

Ling Ling

That virtuoso violinist that your mom won’t ever let you forget. He is smart good looking and he can play the paganini caprices better that hilary hahn.

Kid: “Mom, can I play iPad?”

Mom: “NO. PRACTISE YOUR VIOLIN 40 HOURS!!! BE MORE LIKE THAT LING LING.

by Prof K. Chen July 31, 2019

Ling Ling

Just accept it- that Ling Ling in your life is better than you. He/she will always be better- for he PRACTICES 40 HOURS A DAY. sorry bud, I guess it just isn't your thing.

Person 1- Ling Ling is my idol! (spoken to mom)
Person 2- Aw, sweetie, that is cute. (spoken back to child)

by i am an egg January 11, 2019