satan's laundry

The act of doing something very shitty and unwanted

God damnit i have to go to satan's laundry

by iFrosty February 12, 2017

Doing the white man's laundry

- exchanging sexual favors for room and board OR other financial return.
- incorporates reference to days of slavery when slaves did laundry AND were subjected to the various wills of their masters.

"So, you don't have a job. How do you pay for your drug habit?"
"I call it doing the white man's laundry."
"At the laundromat?"
"No, in his pants."

by Stachay December 12, 2007

John's dirty laundry

When you take a dirty sock, ball it up, and shove it in a girls ass. You then take it out, put it on your dick and then proceed to fuck her pussy.

"Hey Man, I heard from nancy that you gave her a John's dirty laundry." "You bet your ass I did...get it...ass."

by Michael David December 1, 2006

Laundry Sauce

Southern term for Laundry Detergent

I was going to do some laundry, but we are out of laundry sauce

by KyleTheGod29 January 11, 2017

Laundry Shooting

Placing a drunk girl in an elevator and pressing the lobby button to get rid of her instead of taking her home.

Dude 1: Did Richard take Kelly home?
Dude 2: Nah, he fucking laundry shooted her.

Dude 1: This bitch is getting super sloppy, what should I do?
Dude 2: Try laundry shooting her dude.

by AlyB December 2, 2019

Laundry Shot

This term is used to describe the situation where a female displays her panty covered mons. Typically she will be wearing a dress or skirt and be in a seated position with her legs crossed or spread slightly apart so a bystander can look down her legs and see her panty covered twat. If you’re lucky, you might even see a camel toe. It’s a real teaser. More than half the time she does it as an exhibition to tease males. The rest of the time it’s an “oh my gosh” accident where she forgets to keep her dress or skirt pulled over her knees and her legs tightly closed. This situation is not to be confused with similar views from upskirt situations.

Gina is wearing her tight skirt to class; there will be lots of laundry shots today.

I like to go to Joe’s Lounge after work; there’s lots of women there and lots of laundry shots.

by RobbieJor March 14, 2005

laundry sex

Usually referred to by a wife that endures sex by her drunk spouse, boring sex (as exciting as doing laundry, Put it in and wait 40 mins for it to be done)

The old man came home drunk from the bar at 2 am. I got stuck doing laundry sex.

by LadyEvil November 27, 2012