Krajewski

A variety of stale bread in Western New York State.

I put a big slab of butter on my slice of Krajewski and BAM! I had breakfast.

by estudiante April 1, 2004

Rajewski

a Polish badass

If Chuck Norris was Polish he would be a Rajewski.

by polishhammer July 7, 2010

Josephi Krakowski

Some stupid polish guy

IT's me Josephi Krakowski with flex tape

by Josephi Krakowski v2 October 13, 2018

Krasowski

Krasowski usually have a hard time focusing and keeping track of papers. Often aren’t good at teaching others but besides that they are great snake handlers.

Kid 1: Why is our teacher not teaching us?

Kid 2: I don’t she most be a Krasowski

by Give me your food February 25, 2019

Golden Grajewski

During anal sex, a man urinates in the woman's ass.

Oh Adam, give me a Golden Grajewski.

by BBoyDestructiveD August 22, 2004

Krolewskie

Best beer in the world. Means "Royal" in English. Comes from the Polish capital Warsaw and is usually only available in its close proximity. Sponsors the best football club in the world: Legia Warszawa.

There exists also a strong version (the regular version is already 100x stronger than American pisswater).

Friend: Krolewskie or a BJ?

Me: Krolewskie, is that even a real question?

by PA42 April 19, 2009

Jane Krakowski Effect

Named after the Ally McBeal series actress, this is a condition in which men literally stop in their tracks when looking at a woman that is completely physically stunning and flawless. It is sometimes marked by the loss of peripheral consciousness for hours or days as the male stares transfixed, feeling no pain nor hunger nor any sense of responsibility to attend to necessary matters. In war, the use of Ms Krakowski directly, via her surrogates, or her images to immobilize the enemy is expressly forbidden under any and all of the Geneva Convention agreements.

"Whoa Jake...You zoned out dude. One minute you were fine and the next you were comatose. Was it that blonde in the blue miniskirt?"

(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."

"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"

(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)

"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)

by Cirdellin December 29, 2009