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Coming from the root word "kesl" meaning copper, and the suffix "er" for one who is/does. Simply "copper worker".

Today more or less means someone who does things logically.
"Dumbass! that's what you get for not using the Kesler method.
by Blarmitskerpoo June 28, 2008
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A really cool cello player who is amazing at what he does.
Wow Kesler is so cool.
Did you see Kessler‘s vibrato.
by m4l14lol May 18, 2024
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Kesler-bomb

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Sweeping in behind a teammate, friend or family member to intentionally - and unintentionally - appear in video footage or photographs.

Vancouver Canucks center Ryan Kesler has become good at this as of late, magically appearing in post-game interviews behind teammates.
Mark is about to Kesler-bomb Joe and Tina in their wedding portrait. This will not end well.
by pucklady March 31, 2011
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Kesler's Theory

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Within every atomic mass in creation exists an entire universe. Through the fusion of two atomic masses the universes within them collide to form one greater though unstable universe. Through division one atomic mass is split and so splits the universe within it into two smaller but much more stable universes. The universes within atomic masses lie dormant until either fusion or division.
If we assume that Kesler's Theory is true then we can also assume that the Big Bang Theory is also true and was the result of the fusion of two atomic masses in another universe.
by yugeryy January 22, 2022
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Kesler's Theory

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Kesler's Theory of Infinite Universes states that within every atom in creation exists an entire universe. This theory supports both the parallel universe theory and the big bang theory.
Kesler's Theory means that atomic bombs are much more than just destructive weapons, and are in fact, tools of mass creation.
by porky pie January 20, 2022
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Kesler's Theory

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The theory that within every atomic mass in creation exists an entire universe. Kesler's Theory is also one of the key beliefs of Kesler's Church of the Children of Atom.
Person 1: The atomic bomb is horrible invention of death and destruction.
Person 2: The atomic bomb is actually much more spectacular if you consider Kesler's Theory to be true considering that it would give birth to trillions of new universes.
by cucumberishot January 20, 2022
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Ryan Kesler

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A person that is half man half beast.
# 17 of the Vancouver Canucks. During Canucks games Ryan Kesler activates his beast mode.
by Servine December 16, 2011
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