kerrek

A teetotalling ogre who has enough friends, featured in the hit game Peasant's Quest}

The kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. You've really cheesed him off now.

by Stryker August 17, 2004

kerrek

1. A creature invented by Strong Bad which resembles a 7-8 foot tall pig. In the game Peasant's Quest, it is necessary to kill one to make progress in the game after you take archery lessons.

2. A derrogatory term for an ugly or stupid person.

1. Kerreks are the most common way to die in Peasants Quest.

2. Person 1: (in a bar)"Oh, shit, Kerrek 10 o'clock."
Person 2: (accross the room) "God damn, you are one ugly bitch!"

by Doreauxgard September 5, 2007

kerrek

The Yello Dello was loved by all, especially by Trogdor and the Kerrek. The Yello Dello, though, was in love with the Kerrek. A fight ensued, and the Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and the Yello Dello was taken away by Homestar Runner as a present to Marzipan.

"And the Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination."

by OrAnGe PiE FaNaTiC April 13, 2004

kerrek

1: Kerrek is someone who was Trogdor's friend (as a man) but was transformed into a creature which became Trogdor's rival, Kerrek didn't want to be tranformed but was anyway, about a year later (3 weeks later) Kerrek was burninated, Kerrek didn't want to be burninated but was anyway.

And then, Trogdor smote the Kerrek and all was laid to burnination.

by Citizen of Cory, North Dakoda. February 17, 2004

Kerrek

Mythical beast named after someone who sent an email to Strong Bad.

And the Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.

by Croz March 20, 2003

Kerrek

1.Was smote by Trogdor.
2.Wanted Strong Bad to interview Homsar
3. A palindrome
4.

And Trogdor smote the Kerrek and all was left to burnination.

by Legitimate Homsar May 29, 2003

Kerrek

1.) A large ogre like creature that was smote by Trogdor.
2.) The "cool" last name of one of Strong Bads loyal readers

by Dragons Elder March 18, 2003