jaws of life 

The tool they use to cut you outta your busted car after you smash it while smokin a blunt, drinking a brew, or running from the cops.

They had to use the Jaws of Life to get Dan outta the busted Jetta he boosted

jaws of life by Garym79 February 7, 2007

jaws of life 

The tool I use to cut your drunken ass outta your Beemer after you wrapped it around a pole at 2am.

We used the jaws of life to spread apart the railing after little Timmy got his head stuck between the bars.

jaws of life by Ladder16 January 7, 2012

Jaws of life 

When a person giving a blow job bites down on the receiver's penis. After clamping down, the biter may or may not let go until the penis is hanging by a thread or even completely detached.

Holy shit! I came as soon as I heard. Are you ok?
No I'm not fucking ok! I'm in the fucking hospital with a sewn-on dick! I was receiving the best blow job of my life last night when the bitch gave me the jaws of life! AHHHH!

Jaws of life by Grim_Gym January 6, 2009

Jaws of Life 

When someone clamps down on the top of a beer can and rips off the top. The beer may now be poured or drunken faster.

Stoffs got so bored last night he cracked open a cold one...but he did it with the Jaws of Life!

Jaws of Life by Mr. Biggity Sickity March 16, 2008

jaws of life 

almost like the shocker, cept you put your hole fist in her pussy and ass

i gave that bitch the jaws of life last nite

jaws of life by nwo447 February 10, 2010

Jaws of Life 

When you put your pointerfingee, index finger, and your thumb in a girls ass or vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from your pointer and index fingers.

The shocker wasn’t cutting it any more for Sarah so I mixed things up a bit and gave her the Jaws of Life.

Jaws of Life by expectations exceeded November 27, 2017

Jaws of Life 

When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.

The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!

Jaws of Life by expectations exceeded December 1, 2017