jacob sartorious

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.

jacob sartorious is a flop

by troll238 July 26, 2019

jacob sartorious

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover

wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious

by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016

jacob sartorious

a little stupid white kid that tries to be black so hard and gets followers for it

"Uh John pulled a jacob sartorious on snapchat what a bitch."

by _Ricegum_ April 02, 2016

jacob sartorious

The biggest fuckboi ever

Oh look he cant rap the abc's, what a jacob sartorious thing to do.

by Fadens March 17, 2016

Jacob Sartorious's

ruiner of the word “sweatshirt”

Jacob Sartorious's song is too cringe

by koopsilon July 18, 2018

Jacob Sartorious

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.

Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"

by troyelove May 05, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A pasty white 13 year old boy who gets 8 year old girls' pussies wet

9 year old girl: Jacob Sartorious is so hot I wanna lick his barely there abs

by bitch-where April 13, 2016