ice cube's chance in hell

There is no way something is going to happen

You don't have an ice cube's chance in hell of fuckin that girl!

by Pudekcuf December 22, 2008

an ice cube's chance in hell

it means totally impossible, it will never happen, fuck no.

we'll be friends like an ice cube's chance in hell.

by bitchstolemymannnn February 22, 2011

ice cube sellout

Someone who builds their own credit by rapping cool lines like "fuck the police" then sells out by making weak movies in which he plays a police officer.

Example: Obama seemed like a good choice when he was running on a platform of change but then he became an ice cube sellout

by Neutral1 January 7, 2014

Ice Cube Syndrome

Also known as ICS. An disorder commonly seen when the porn one is downloading is downloading very slowly. The victim tries to contain his horniness by waiting until most of the video is downloaded before watching it, but ends up clicking play every time a few seconds are downloaded. This replicates one's desire to drink the small bit of water forming at the bottom of a glass of ice on a hot day, but knowing that if one waits for a little while, there will be a larger amount of water to quench one's thirst more completely.

"You need to get over your Ice Cube Syndrome. Porn is way better when you can watch it all at once instead of in little choppy segments"

by TheWrangler May 26, 2009

Ice Cube Sandwich

When 2 lesbians grind their bald biscuits together while trying to hold an ice cube in the middle. The object is to grind until it melts, without letting it slip out.

Melissa: Damn girl you rocked my world last night.

Patricia: Bitch I told you the ice cube sandwich was the best thing since the double-ended dildo.

Melissa: Yeah my meat curtain has freezer burn, but I'll be back for more tonight.

Patricia: I can't wait. My favorite part is eating the tuna milk shake when we get done.

by KnotMyRealName December 15, 2018

Sacrificial Ice Cube

The ice cube that falls on the floor when attempting to get ice cubes from the ice cube tray

The sacrificial ice cube slid under the stove

by Bubba_Joe December 8, 2022

go suck an ice cube!

Canadian phrase similar to go fuck yourself, or go suck an egg.

"Rebecca! Go suck an ice cube!! stop bothering me!! Fuckin' eh!"

by Zebradog May 2, 2014