hyper anus

A huge asshole. Often used in the degenerate part of the furry community to define an extremely big asshole. A hyper anus often resembles everything from a car tire or a really big donut to a literal cave.

When I put it in I didn't feel anything, that's what I call a hyper anus

by Mocri February 20, 2017

Hyper Decended Anus

Colon drops out of sphincter, "pink sock" reference usually denoted by the inability to control bodily functions, and a permeating oder that can only be defined as cold feces.

Gay Dan has had a Hyper Decended Anus since freshman year.
How do you know?
Becuase he is constantly running to the bathroom and my room smells like cold feces.
Oh..

by 01000100101010100 July 30, 2008

hyperacusis

an ear condition,in which one has a collapsed tolerance to normal environmental sounds,which normally would not bother a person with normal hearing's ears.certain sounds will cause your ear drums to cringe,and have a spasm which is described as "fluttering" in the ear drum.it can be more severe in some cases than others from what i understand.it is caused by a number of things,such as prolonged exposure to loud noise,prolonged use of certain drugs,such as aspirin,head trauma,and many others.all though there isn't exactly a total cure for it,the ear's tolerance level can be brought up greatly by using pink noise cd's.by doing so it can get alot stronger,and it will be able to tolerate more noise,but it will not make the ear 100% better.

i am 18 years old and already have hyperacusis,mainly cause i did the stupid thing by listening to music on headphones daily,for 8 years,played in a band that practiced significantly loud,and used aspirin for a long period of time,due to the fact that i thought i had a non-existant heart problem.DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES AS ME.

by y2c January 20, 2009

Hyperausparesis

Hyperausparesis is used when someone says a joke or something remotely funny and causes you to laugh uncontrollably or make a series of puns (which suck), often causing a scene. This is only used when the situation becomes awkward or cringe after the person afflicted with hyperausparesis does something rash (e.g., tells a joke).

Person A: lmao ur so NOT funny
Person B: uhhh
Person C: AhhAHHAHAHAHAAHHhahahaAHha
Person C: you know what else is funny?
Person A: no.
Person C: your dad
Person C: AHAhaahhAHhahahaHha
Person B: *cringes*
Person B: Hyperausparesis am I right?

by taewithkookie April 15, 2022

Hyperanestasia

It is a disease by which the possessor has extra drip (hella awesome and cool.)

- Hey stop being so cool or you will catch Hyperanestasia.
= sometimes you can't help it bro.

by JustinCase91 April 29, 2021

hyperamused

Laughing maniacally at something while experiencing a sugar high.

"I'm hyperamused!" (insert maniacal laughter here)

by The Flying Noodle June 17, 2006

Hyperacusis Liygrophobia

A person whom is fearful of particular higher pitched noises

Christy shouted, "Ahh! Stop it!!", and covered her ears when she heard the sound of her kids rubbing a Mr.Clean Eraser against their hand because she has Hyperacusis Liygrophobia.

by Depotdork November 7, 2012