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gorbot

The autonomical replacement for middle level manager of dubious authority and minor responsibility, who is roped into various painful rituals commonly know as "staff meetings" and "decision pools", "managerial data gathering", and as such is never at his desk actually doing his job. Thus the 'Gorbot' is required.
I couldn't find Bob, so I got the stock answer from his gorbot instead.
by Steve April 26, 2004
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gorbot

noun: A skillful, robotic, agreeable adjudicator of disagreements that arise in the workplace. Often repeats two phrases: "Your killing me." and "I'm struggling."
Captain Picard is a great gorbot.
by Jimmy April 9, 2004
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Gorgotron

A Pixelated monster referred to in episode 50 of Aqua Teen Hunger Force entitled "Final Mooning". The Gorgotron is a monster that lives on the moon that has destroyed the armies and "craps" of the moon people. In this episode The Mooninites plant a game called "Moon Master" under Meatwad's pillow. This game is the initiation into a ultra uber warrior club called "The Moon Masters". Basically this club is just a money making scheme planned by The Mooninites. To defeat the Gorgotron you will need the "Lunar Scepter", there is but one in the known galaxy, but they are sold in 3 packs. You will also need the "Lunar Melting Amulet", which is made of high tension moon noodles, which no mortal man can destroy. If these items do not work you will need the special "Gorgotron Repellent", well actually, this will just piss him off more, but he is un-beatable so dont even mess with that fatty. And definately dont try to sell him anything because he will say no, with his foot.
"Err: The Gorgotron has destroyed our armies and villages and people and all of our pets and he has layed waste to all of our..craps.
Ignignokt: Crops is what I typed, Err.
Err: But it says "craps".
Ignignokt: I know, Err.
Err: Craps is funnier.
Ignignokt: I've processed that humor.
Err: It should be craps, cause craps is a funny word.
Ignignokt: Maybe we'll go with that."
by XxHIxX November 3, 2006
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Gorbatschow

The worst vodka ever... But it's cheap!
Guy 1: I'm broke
Guy 2: No problem! You can still afford Gorbatschow vodka!
Guy 1: I'll rather drink soapy water. It tastes much better.
by always_tipsy April 20, 2009
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