go commit

short for "go commit suicide"

"I like pop music"
"Maybe you should go commit."

by MelM September 8, 2005

Go commit

Nothing to keep out of Urban Dictionary. Commonly used in computer game ROBLOX. Meme purposes only. Used for roasting. If anyone says this to you, please don’t take seriously.

Go commit die
Go commit tortilla eat vertically

Go commit oxygen not reach lungs

by meme_kpoper July 7, 2019

go commit die

the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy someone and they will have no way of coming back

person 1: no one likes you ugly ass ni🅱️🅱️a
person 2: go commit die

person 1: shit

by Xx_ass_eater_69 August 12, 2018

go commit not alive

a family-friendly version of kill your self
Popular in Roblox, and maybe pewdiepie

Player 1: Hey roblox_fan_96 GO COMMIT NOT ALIVE
Player2: not

by Slinky8 August 1, 2018

go commit apoptosis

The real definition for "apoptosis" is cell suicide. So, this should be self-explanatory.

General person on the internet: "go commit die"
Me, and fellow intellectuals: "go commit apoptosis."

by n0. February 6, 2019

go commit die

When grammar dies but u still want to say go kys.

roblox player 1: ur an idit
roblox player 2: ur the f word
roblox player 1: stop being having autism
roblox player 1: go commit die

by iiJason124 August 27, 2018

Go Commit Chores

This is the most deadliest comeback known to man,Mostly used after someone tells them to Go commit oof

Person1-Go commit die

Person2-Go Commit Chores

by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 28, 2022