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A Gerbil Shot is when one bends the shaft of a 1.75 of vodka (plastic bottle only) to a 90 degree angle. Once this has been completed the person who bent the bottle flips the bottle upside down into another persons mouth (The Gerbil) while the person receiving the vodka holds their hand up with their wrists bent as if they were a gerbil. The one receiving the Gerbil Shot guzzles as much vodka (Karkov) out as possible. This is commonly confused with a mild case of cerebral palsy but is generally known as a Gerbil Shot.
Sally: Hi Honey how was work?
Jermaine: It was a rough day I lost three clients.
Sally: Well I have just the thing to cheer you up!
Jermaine: What might that be?
Sally: A Gerbil Shot!
Jermaine: Now I remember why I married you!
by Steve Ke September 24, 2007
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gerbil setting

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its the setting on a vacuum cleaner to correctly suck a gerbil out of someones butt
"Get it out! Find the vacuumand make sure its on the gerbil setting!"
by dan and steph April 16, 2007
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Gerbil Smuggler

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This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.
He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.
by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005
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Gerbil Shot:
This is when one who may be diagnosed with autisim takes a plastic alchohol bottle (karkov) and bends the plastic top at a 90 degree angle. Then next step is to have a friend or oneself flip the 1.75 of vodka upside down into his or hers mouth with the one who is recieveing the gerbil shot puts ones hands up with the flick of a wrist and keep the wrist bent as if they are a gerbil. The point is to guzzle as many gerbil shots as possible out of the bottle. It is also optional for the one recieving the shot to act as if they are running on their gerbil wheel before recieving.
Oh my gosh I could totally go for a gerbil shot. I heard a rumor that Gerbil shots can cure AIDS. Lets take em!
by Steve Keane September 25, 2007
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gerbil stuffer

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one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification
Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.
by kim November 17, 2006
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Gerbil stain

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When you shoot a gerbil out of your ass and it hits something and leaves a poop stain.
Listen bro I’m sick of you leaving a gerbil stain all over my adult diapers
by Gerbilicous6969 May 13, 2018
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That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders
Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.
by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011
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