ftd

fallopian-tube-deep; the deepest possible position in a woman's vagina. Could be specified ftdl or ftdr (fallopian-tube-deep-right or fallopian-tube-deep-left).

Dude, I completely was ftd with Hannah last night.

by DRAAA August 18, 2012

ftd

For The Draw. Used to describe a situation which is between FTW (For The Win) and FTL (For The Lose).

Some Guy: Omg, I was playing my mate at Pro Evo and it ended 4-4 after extra time. It was FTD!

by hend0 November 10, 2008

ftd

fixin' to die

Most often used by paramedics performing triage at a multiple trauma scene.

Rudy, we had best work on this injured person next as it appears he is ftd.

by charlie collins January 18, 2008

ftd

Acronym for fuck the dumb, because dumb people suck.

Matt: I gave that lunchlady a 20 and she gave me 23 dollars back!
Me: *shakes head* ftd dude, ftd

by lrose1216 January 10, 2008

ftd

Fucked to Death

dude i FTD last night!

by ghostftd December 12, 2010

FTD

"Fresh To Death"

These new Nike's I just copped are FTD, but not as much as my Jordans.

by jiggaman212 February 3, 2010

FTDS

(abv.) abbreviation for "Fuck The Dumb Shit".

1 - Expression used in the case when somebody is making a choice where the person makes the more intelligent of the options.
2 - Expression used to describe a state of mind where one does not let the small or pointless things affect them.
3 - Expression used to describe when somebody goes beast mode.

1)
Johnny: Would you rather have a ham sandwich or a fillet mignon for lunch?

Chuck: FTDS! I'll take option 2!

2)
Chuck: But Microsoft stock went down 2 points...

Johnny: FTDS. It doesn't matter. Let's get the fillets anyway.

3)
Tim: I think Chuck and Johnny are currently fucking the dumb shit for lunch.

by Honest Johnny May 23, 2008