frosted flake

someone who bails all the time and gives shitty/sketchy excuses to make up for their flakiness

Reginald: Hey Reg, wanna go for a movie later tonight??
Regina: Sorry Reg, my appendix just exploded.
Reginald: Oh ok, frosted flake. See ya later

Darius: Sammi was a total frosted flake last night. She told me we'd hang out but then said she needed to babysit her grandma.
Fred: Dawg what a dirty pirate whore. Hit up her little sister instead.

by evalakerfan July 1, 2011

frosted flake

a person who is sweet in nature but has no concept of time

tim's blind date was 30 minutes late but he knew that she was a frosted flake.

by jester November 27, 2003

frosted flake

a white person who talks properly

"Wow...she talks soo good...." "Its because shes a frosted flake"

by RrraaaayyyyyJ November 25, 2007

frosted flake

a booger that is encrusted in your nose and it is painful to remove

Lindsay had a frosted flake in her nose.

by Lindsay November 5, 2002

Frosted Flakes

When you nut and don't clean everything up, so it dries up and becomes flakey.

I should've cleaned up my frosted flakes before my family came over.

by bigpeep113 February 24, 2017

frosted flakes

When you ejaculate over someone's cereal, making it nice, white and frosty. Like frosted flakes. Then they eat it without noticing.

Person 1: Dude Jasmine ate some frosted flakes from Tommy yesterday.
Person 2: Dude Epic!

by Anonymous2110 May 26, 2010

Frosted flakes

Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.

Darin took three showers but the frosted flakes on his chest were unusually obstinate and flakey.

by RobertoGville April 23, 2008