the proper act of flushing one's toilet mid-way whilst taking a dump
usually a precautionary action in order to avoid clogging the toilet
especially important when plumbing is mediocre, and strictly unnecessary on aircraft lavatories
it has nothing to do with poker
usually a precautionary action in order to avoid clogging the toilet
especially important when plumbing is mediocre, and strictly unnecessary on aircraft lavatories
it has nothing to do with poker
after Thanksgiving most people usually forget the Gentleman's Flush and end up clogging their toilets.
by jonathan_cuervo November 28, 2009
Get the gentleman's flush mug.A phrase used to determine the appropriate circumstances under which to flush a toilet. Urine was to be left unflushed in the toilet bowl while feces were to be flushed right after bowel evacuation. This was used in efforts of water conservation either in the sense of environmental conservation or the saving of clean toilet tank water during power outages in remote areas.
“Man, don’t waste three gallons of water to get rid of a cup of sterile piss.”
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
“Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
“Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
by Capt. Chunkstyle June 5, 2006
Get the If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down mug.A turd (seemingly with a mind of its own), which refuses to be flushed, for fear of god knows what. It sometimes intially appears to have been successfully flushed, only to reappear at the worst possible time (such as when your mother in law needs to use the lavatory).
Othon : (storms out of the lavatory, pointing in the general direction of the offensive odour arising from the unflushed turd). "Who was the dirty son of a bitch that left THAT in the toilet?"
Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"
Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".
Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"
Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 3, 2009
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Get the Flush Some Democrats mug.by mister nate July 2, 2009
Get the post-flush-safety-wipe mug.Anna: Hey Isabel, why were you in the bathroom so long... And why do you have your phone?
Isabel: I was playing candy flush saga.
Anna: oh that explains the request I got for lives...
Isabel: I was playing candy flush saga.
Anna: oh that explains the request I got for lives...
by Diswittybitch September 8, 2013
Get the Candy Flush Saga mug.when you take such a big shit you have to flush before you wipe and then after you wipe so the toilet doesn't get clogged
by Big Red Bear 16 November 30, 2009
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