floor boards

Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.

Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.

by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009

cleaning the floor boards

To eat a shaved pussy

to eat a shaved or clean pussy for example I was cleaning the floor boards last night

by Dawson420swagswagblazinheheh January 9, 2015

From Under The Floor Boards

1. The sickest clothing line in MA

2. YEAH BROTHER!

Everyone: "From Under The Floor Boards is amazing!"

FUTFB: "YEAH BROTHER!"

by Jon Fucking Backer August 6, 2007

Waxing The Floor Boards

When one of the female gender takes action in a action commonly know as Flicking the Bean.

Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.

by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong May 8, 2018

Floor Boarding

A sexual position where you take the woman and place her on the floor treating her body as some sort of vehicle. You then proceed to "board" that vehicle. It's basically missionary with a little role play.

I totally floor boarded you sister last night!

After floor boarding my girlfriend the other night I now strangely find myself attracted to airplanes...

by JILLIAN JIGGS August 29, 2009

Floor Boarding

Using a lunchroom tray to slide down an isle at Famous Players 8. You place the tray in front of you and while running down the isle, jump on and ride that tray to the max while praying you don`t fall like Marc.

"I nearly died laughing as Marc was flying through the air when he flew off his floor board!"

by Goguen, Whalen, and Basco May 29, 2004

Polishing the floor board

Eating a shaved pussy

what you doing tonight?

Polishing the floor board.

your what?

I eating her shaved pussy.

by Shmegan2012 April 18, 2010