Dead Man's Float

Floating face down in water, making it difficult to breathe

The Coast Guard pulled a body out of the water that was doing the dead man's float

by x11198109v0 October 3, 2014

dead man's float

Having intercourse where doggy is attemped, but failed, but not necsessarily a complete fail. This is whereupon the female on lying belly down with her arms and legs in star poistion and the male is giving to her from behind.

"Joe tried doggy, but I was tired. At least I gave him dead man's float. I took a nap."

by Nora69duuude February 18, 2009

float someone

pay someone elses' bills, keep someones' head above water

john wasn't looking to float someone but he HAD gotten her preg-o-not!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.

Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.

by licktenstein October 3, 2018

Float Status

When you can look in a woman’s eyes while you’re having sex and see she’s about to cum but continue stroking without breaking or cumming yourself

Last night, I was having sex with my girl and was in straight float status while she came over and over

by TeflonDon313 February 16, 2026

Boris's flat

Best casino, hotel, nightclub, brothel, bar, off licence, restraunt in Oxford

man we got so fucked up yesterday at Boris's

i ate the best Pizza at Boris's

Boris has such a comfy bed

that game of poker at Boris's cost me 2800$!

the best women in Oxford are to be found at Boris's flat!

by Zhangir June 22, 2009

Float a spud

The act of defecation; or taking a shit

Guuurl hold my purse...I gotta hit the bathroom! I gotta float a spud!

Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!

by CABoots January 24, 2017