fireproof

One directions way of saying to be fearless, no worries and take chances

The girl was fireproof she was crazy

by stylinsonx March 10, 2017

Fireproof

Evidence that something is flammable.

Person: Hey, I thought that you said that my house was fireproof!
Real-estate agent: Yes, now you have proof that your house can catch on fire!

by Ezyman07 December 5, 2017

fireproof

Being a highly desirable employee who can do anything without fear of being fired: i.e., having a unique skill and/or being a member of a minority community.

John: What's up with Dan? He just walks out of meetings whenever, hangs out and shoots the shit with the receptionist, then walks back in like he owns the place.
Jane: Nobody else can do his work, he's fireproof.

by kdp-hnl June 27, 2013

Fireproof Jew

A jew that lives ins someone's oven, often to help them cook. However, the Jew lives in the person's oven because he cannot burn, no matter how hot it gets. It only feels like a sauna to this Jew.

Guy: Hey dude, can you move the turkey to the left?
Fireproof Jew: Sure, no problem!

by I_Am_Murloc September 4, 2009

fadeproof

Used to describe that one cat in your clique that can straight drink alcohol morning, noon, and night and never wake up with a hangover the next day.

Yo, Jay was drinking Jagerbombs all night and got up to go to work at 6. That nigga's fadeproof son!

by Fadeproof J August 13, 2005

fire proof

Being a highly desirable employee who can do anything without fear of being fired: i.e., having a unique skill and/or being a member of a minority community.

John: What's up with Dan? He just walks out of meetings whenever, hangs out and shoots the shit with the receptionist, then walks back in like he owns the place.
Jane: Nobody else can do his work, he's fire proof.

by kdphnl June 24, 2008

Fire-proof Dick

A great invention that allows for guilt-free rawdawgging, fire-proof dick provides men with invisible protection against STD's and pregnancy. *Rarely used

Guy: "Ay Logan you been rawdawggin lately?"
Rawdawg champ: "Pshh what you think mayne?"
Guy: "Good thing you got that fire-proof dick"
Rawdawg champ: "...(smiles)"
Guy: "You didn't use it did you?"
Rawdawg champ: "It takes all the fun out of it. I like having that little 'challenge'.."

by RD champ September 15, 2009