excimation

An excruciatingly painful medical procedure meant to cure frequent urination in animals related to kidney infections. Excimation may also be used to describe a horrifying experience of public shame.

The brutality of Doug's excimation at the hands of Judy was painful to watch.

by dj1972 December 7, 2011

Exuciation

{ex-oo-suh-ney-shuhn}

Definition---
When you speculate to perceive feelings that are not really there. –Pertaining to ex-boyfriends/girlfriends.

Example---
I was at the pub one night and felt like I really missed my ex-boyfriend. I couldn’t have though as he was, very literally, a wanker. It must have been an exuciation.

by Gwendolenalexia July 31, 2012

pink excavation

Widening of the vagina via insertion and reinsertion of the penis.

It was a pretty tight fit at the start, but after a couple minutes of pink excavation it felt like home sweet home.

by TastesLikeLemons57 August 10, 2010

s-excition

society's emphasis and obsession on sex as though it is a missing flavor in everything.

The music industry is under a s-excition nowadays due to the over use of sex-appeal and sex-indicated lyrics.

by C. Kenneth Lee October 30, 2007

anal excavation

When renting a bulldozer becomes necessary to clean out the asshole before anal sex is performed

Jim got all horned up on mic ultras this weekend and wanted to perform anal sex on his girlfriend. Being prepared, Jim had to call in Tom's anal excavation service to clear the path through the woods in order for Jim to go pound his big block Chevy in the mud hole

by crystallakewasted September 24, 2015

expiration dating

To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.

"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"

by Travis May 31, 2005

expiration chug

when someone drinks milk very quickly on the day of the expiration date

Person a: what happened to that gallon of milk in the refrigerator?

Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.

Person a: Good thinking!

by deez nutz81 July 2, 2008