eggplanting

BDS&M term regarding the insertion of a finger or other object up a man's pee hole and jerks him off until he orgasms "internally."

Thank you for eggplanting me with such amazing precision and skill, Mistress Jenna!

by Buck Dagby September 29, 2008

Eggplant

It's a freaking fruit, you idiots. Get your head outta the gutter!

The eggplants were delicious but I was shocked to find out they were fruits.

by (◉ᴥ◉) July 5, 2018

eggplant

An emoji of a dick

🍆eggplant=dick

by Shortafpineappl3 February 5, 2018

Eggplant

#1 The emoji 🍆(used to symbolize a penis)

#2 The food

#1 a poll was made: 🍑 or 🍆
#2 The recipe for eggplant parmesan is: Put cheese in bowl put eggplant cook fun fact: Suck chew lick the eggplant

by dhar woman June 1, 2022

eggplanted

When your roommate sends you an eggplant emoji that means your roommate is having sex in your room.

Person 1: Dude my roommate eggplanted me.
Person 2: Man, that sucks. Wanna chill in my room while they engage in sexual activities?

by greenis October 9, 2015

Eggplanted

When someone is mad and writes something on Discord and you want to annoy them, you add a eggplant to there message

You guys stop eggplanting me gosh ! But we like it when you get eggplanted !

by Heyalecandisaacaremyhusbieess October 30, 2018

eggplanter

Slang. One who plants eggplants. Also, eggplant planter. Often used as a shorthand to save writing the PLANT in planter. It is frowned upon to use eggplanter in a sentence; people may think you are dumb.

The eggplanter put bacon in the InSinkErator then went to plant his crop of eggplants.

Alan wants to become an eggplanter, but he must go to college for agriculture first.

by NWfan February 27, 2011