eddie's mom 

A over-weight married woman who sleeps around with anyone but prefers her friend's husbands. Usually quite unattractive and smells like a dirty dog. Spends her days in the trailer with no bra on.

Val is totally Eddie's MoM!

eddie's mom by chzcak March 15, 2019

Eddie’s Golf Cart 

A high school football coach’s main mode of transportation around the football field

I love haulin shit in Eddie’s golf cart

Eddie’s Golf Cart by Bay Mac November 6, 2020

Eddie's Pet 

A redhead with a collar and a lead.

Shannon is Eddie's Pet

Eddie's Pet by Solomundy September 8, 2023

Eddie's Low syndrome 

Eddie low from Gta 4 is a serial killer psycho rapist, he encounter our MC Niko acting as he was friendly, kind, and a great person. When in reality he's the most despicable asshole-shit human you can ever meet. That's what a Eddie's Low syndrome. Any person who shows up as a kind, but in reality they're trash human.

Look at that vegan activist, she have Eddie's low Syndrome. Acting so kind and gentle. Last day I saw that bitch yell edat her daughter and slapped so hard she bleed, just for eating a chicken nugget

Eddie's Low syndrome by GoliaithNate February 11, 2024

Eddie's Special

While performing the rusty trombone, the scrotum goes on the upper deck, like they're zyn pouches.

Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.

This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.

Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.

Eddie's Special by Half/Laff August 12, 2024

Teddie Eddie’s 

Most likely the future of food on earth and on Mars. Probably save your life. One a day Definitely keeps the doctor away. McDonald’s is very afraid that it won’t be able to co-exist with Teddie Eddie’s. Probably the in between Heaven and hell. Probably make you rich. Probably make you live forever. Probably shoot-in dice with Jesus in Heaven. Buns of gold. Started in the 315 passed the Moon straight to Mars. Up front at the welcome because Women love it, guys wanna be it. Probably a superhero, the kids said it. Make you feel like you’re racing a bunch of mental turtles. Higher than top shelf floatin in a bucket. Ice cream make you feel like cryotherapy. Cookies make a monster. Inclusive line Whole got nothing left out. Just a Clean unprocessed delicious decision.

What we eating tonight? Sheesh, If it ain’t Teddie Eddie’s we ain’t eatin!

Teddie Eddie’s by Teddie Eddie November 25, 2021

Eddie Murphy's Law 

based on the term Murphy's Law, in which "anything that can go wrong, will wrong."

Eddie Murphy's Law suggest that "anything that can go wrong, will go wrong for a black man,"

That's Eddie Murphy's law for ya.

Eddie Murphy's Law by AmericanBeard June 2, 2010