eat a bag 

the ultimate insult. origin extends from the command to "eat a bag of dicks," which means to consume a bag full of male genitalia. usually considered vulgar.

"Dude, yankees suck! Why don't you go crawl back inside your mother 'til you're done cookin'."

"Eat a bag, man. eat a bag."

eat a bag by kevin April 13, 2005

eat a bag 

can refer to a bag of dicks (severed human penis)
or a scrotum or a bag of something repulsive such as a body bag or cum filled used condom.

-Draicore

eat a bag : basically dead things that are decomposing (rotting) like the term "FUCK OFF" to have sex with death or "off" things.

eat a bag by Draicore September 17, 2019

eat a bag 

Used as an expression of disbelief.

"Did I ever tell you that Aaron went on a date with Pamela Anderson?"

"What?! Eat a bag dude."

eat a bag by MunkTurd August 30, 2005

eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."

Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."

eat a bag of dicks by Neonatrias November 1, 2009

eat a bag of dick 

Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up

Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.

eat a bag of dick by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004

eat a bag of dicks

A sentence used to describe anger towards a fellow employee, friend or boss

You were late and u still left before us, Eat a bag of dicks
-adding an exclamation point helps to intensify this comment

Your paycheck is bigger then mine,
maybe if u actually worked!
Eat a bag of dicks!!!!

eat a bag of dicks by Eric Dauteuil May 20, 2006

eat a bag of dicks

A colloquialism expressing rejection of a person or idea based on it's merits. Usually in response to a disparaging remark, or as a derogatory characterization of the subject.

Well, you can eat a bag of dicks.

eat a bag of dicks by hawleyal July 25, 2011